This 100% cotton T-shirt from Tennessee River features a person with a bag over his/her head and the following:
You might be ugly if....
* You look into a mirror and it breaks.
* People dress up like you on Halloween.
* The doctor had to turn the lights off when you were born.
* Your Dad had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.
* The psychiatrist makes you like face down on the couch while talking to you.
* You walk into a bank and they turn off the surveillance cameras.
* The police require you to tint the windows on your car.
* You hear roaches scream when they see you.
* You give the Boogeyman nightmares.
* Your parents had to feed you with a slingshot when you were born.
The chest measures approx. 44" and the length is aprox. 30".
MSRP is $18.
